You know why Harry Potter is amazing? 99% of fan theories, headcanons and meta could be canon because Harry is about as observant as a brick wall. Did Slytherins come back to fight in the Battle of Hogwarts? Did Draco Malfoy enjoy crossdressing? Was Hermione transgender? Who knows, certainly not Harry
Harry didn’t notice Hermione time traveling around him for a whole year or his own teacher’s hand writing
gordon ramsay: right so you contacted me because your restaurant is doing really bad and you need a little help yeah?
owner: yes that is correct
gordon ramsay: alright well heres a few things i have to say bout how you cook your food
owner: what gave you the right to come into MY restaurant, tell ME what to do, and SHIT on all my food. get out you are scum you have no idea what youre saying
miley cyrus is definitely horrible and wildly offensive and a terrible person for 1 million reasons, but one thing about her i just find weird and just bizarre is how she acts like she’s really revolutionary for smoking weed?? like thats just…. so strange? i just saw this quote from her in a magazine where she was like “no one is gonna make me the face of a major beauty brand unless they want a weed smoking liberal freak, but i dont wanna be beautiful… i wanna save the world!” like…. wtf…. miley cyrus… u did not invent smoking weed? u didnt even invent being really public about smoking weed? tons of musicians have been doing that… forever…..? and not to mention the blatant privilege of that statement (like how poor & black ppl are WAY disproportionately arrested for marijuana related crimes compared to other groups.) like…. its just genuinely so strange and perplexing? do you think she really feels that way? like, do you think she sits in her mansion smoking weed and saying to herself: “god…. im so incredibly counterculture…. im opening my 3rd eye right now, and i see that i am meant to introduce the masses to the wonder that is… marijuana…. people arent gonna believe this stuff… ive got to be brave and spread this message, even if it makes me a liberal freak, because once the people hear about WEED…. im gonna save the world……..” I truly feel like thats literally how she thinks about things. i just cant wrap my head around it. its so embarrassing. like… weed culture has always been embarrassing, but she takes it to the next level. it makes me honestly wanna become like a puritan rn. like, weed is great, and im all for it, but why on earth do so many ppl think they invented it and they are so edgy for smoking weed. its honestly… not… a big deal…. calm down
